- Calls any man he doesn't know "a guy".
- Refers to my sleep apnea mask as "dads nose hose".
- Refers to Melanie's tanktops as "bibs".
- Walks around the house singing the funk classic "Brick House".
- When you ask him for a kiss he will present you with the top of his head for you to kiss him.
- He will hide in totally dark rooms totally silent, sometimes for several minutes until we find him.
- He lays his toy cars on their sides and says they are taking a nap.
- Calls maxi pads "Mommy Diapers" very loudly (this is my fault).
- Refers to any kid crying as a cry baby.
- His favorite breakfast is a Slimfast shake through a black straw.
These just happen to be my favorites. I am sure that Melanie could make a list of her own.
1 comment:
Those are super funny. I am glad you made a list since his funninisms come and go all the time. Like the word I just made up?
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